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| Funny Nigerian Quotes |
[1]. He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a *racist*. —Martin Luther King Jnr (1788)
[2]. He who completely unwraps moi-moi and gala before eating *cannot keep a secret*. —Abraham Lincoln (1864)
[3]. Only a *courageous woman* can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any. —Albert Macauley (1872)
[4]. Drinking Garri doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is *poverty*. —Queen Elizabeth (1893)
[5]. Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is *capable of murder*. —Michael Faraday (1899)
[6]. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is *not afraid of anything*. —Williams Shakespeare (1900)
[7]. Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has *never been to Nigeria*. —Lord Lugard (1904)
[8]. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is *not hungry*. —Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
[9]. He who says nothing lasts forever has *never tried Hausa perfume*. —Nelson Mandela (1973)
[10]. No matter how hot your temper is, *it cannot cook yam*. —Prof Jega (2015)
[11]. Anyone who reads this without laughing, is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly*. —Donald Trump (2016).
And he who reads and does not share this is *naturally stingy...*. —ACTOR JEFF (2017)
*Laughter is good for you! Share biko. No be your own problem worst pass*.
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