Relationship Tips For Wife To Save Their Husband And Marriage, To every woman, no matter the challenges of life, learn to build your home with love. What your husband needs from you is respect. The moment you respect him even when he is at fault, you will always win love for keep in your home. These marital relationship tips that was copied from WhatzApp is something we hope would help build your relationship and make you have a blissful marriage.
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These marital relationship tips that was copied from WhatzApp is something we hope would help build your relationship and make you have a blissful marriage.
[1]. Blissful Relationship Advice For Wife
*SAVE YOUR HUSBAND!*
Why do husbands in Africa die most times before wives? A husband in Africa in most cases is under intense tension because he is responsible for:
● *Children school fees*
● *house rents*
● *Electricity bills*
● *Medical bills*
● *Generator fuel & repairs*
● *Car fuel and repairs*
● *Feeding of family*
● *Clothes for children*
● *Sallah or Christmas and New year bills*
● *Furniture & House maintenance*
● *In-laws wahala/demand*
● *His own aged parents*
● *His siblings most times*
● *His wife's demands*
● *Vigilante bills*
● *Erecting Building*
● *Religious demands*
● *Family social bills*
● *Electronics bills*
● *Recharge cards*
● *Extended family bills*
● *Community demands*
On top of the above, he also faces:
● *Wife stress/insults*
● *Boss stress at work*
● *Police stress on the way*
● *Area boys stress*
● *Kidnappers fear*
● *Friends stress*
● *Economy stress*
● *Fear of job loss*
● *Unemployment pains*
● *Armed Robbery stress*
● *Children misbehaviour*
● *Neighbours stress*
● *Bank loan payment stress*
● *Enemies stress*
● *Demonic attack stress*
● *Sex stress*
..and so on! OMG!!
Are these reasons not enough for all African Wives to understand and give their husbands peace at home? Are men not trying? How can an African man with these kinds of loads be romantic like an American man?
Women, please give your husband's peace at home. Encourage your husbands. Stop being sarcastic to them. Except if you like to join the widows club early! Note:
That club is not funny. Ask members. Help your husband. Contribute to the family. Be a helper. Be submissive. Stop nagging. Build your home and marriage. It is not greener outside there. Don't be deceived!!
Help your husband to live longer like you.
[2]. Best Relationship Nuggets Husband And Wife
FORWARD THIS TO ALL MEN & WOMEN ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. LET US PROLONG THE LIFE OF OUR MEN!!
If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
Marry a rich person everyday is New Year's Day
Marry an immature person; everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or liar; everyday will become April Fool's Day.
And if you don't get married, everyday is Independence Day!
Marriage is the only school where you get the Certificate before you start.
It's also a school where you will never graduate.
It's a school without a break or a free period.
It's a school where no one is allowed to drop out.
It's a school you will have to attend every day of your life.
It's a school where there is no sick leave or holidays.
It's a school founded by God:
1. On the foundation of love.
2. The walls are made out of trust.
3. The door made out of acceptance.
4. The windows made out of understanding
5. The furniture made out of blessings
6. The roof made out of faith.
Be reminded that you are just a student not the principal.
God is the only Principal.
Even in times of storms, don't be unwise and run outside.
Keep in mind that, this school is the safest place to be.
Never go to sleep before completing your assignments for the day.
Never forget the C-word...Communicate.
Communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.
If you find out something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate,
Remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate,
God is not finished with him/her yet.
So take it as a challenge and work on it together.
Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main textbook of this school).
Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.
Sometimes you will feel like not attending classes, yet you have to.
When tempted to quit find courage and continue.
Some tests and exams may be tough but remember, the Principal knows how much you can bear and yet it's a school better than any other.
It's one of the best schools on earth; joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.
Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.
After all the years of theorizing about it, now you have a chance to practice it.
To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.
Marriage is a place of love, so love your spouse. More grace from God.
Send this to all your married friends to encourage them and to your unmarried friends to counsel and educate them.
[3]. Relationship Jokes To Build Your Marriage
*Husband:* Honey I will buy a new mattress on my way home. The one we are using is no longer comfortable.
*Wife:* That's my Love! But wait o, where will you get the money?
*Husband:* I heard that Mr. B will pay our arrears today.
*Wife:* I always know that man will perform. Please Darling, don't forget the wristwatch you promised me o.
*Husband:* With all pleasure My Love.
5 hours later, the man arrived home in his car. Pin... Pin... Pin he blared his horn. The woman ran out to meet her husband.
*Wife:* Honey welcome (collecting her husband's briefcase, leading him into their sitting room).
*Husband:* You are always wonderful.
*Wife:* Where is the mattress and my wristwatch?
*Husband:* Which mattress? Abeg gimme my food. I never see alert o, the thing na rumour o.
The woman broke down weeping profusely.
*Wife:* Honey please forgive me......huuuhuuu .
*Husband:* (loosing his patience) Dear what's all these now, what happened?
*Wife:* Honey please forgive me oooooo..... I III...
*Husband:* (perceiving some odour, and looking out of the window). What's smelling like this, where is this smoke coming from ?
*Wife:* (still weeping) Huuu, I have burnt our mattress, I thought you would buy a new one truly, you know it is no longer good.
*Husband:* (furious, with a changed countenance). What! You did what? You must be joking. "Timobawa e". You will go back to your father's house today if this is true. You burnt the N500,000 my contribution money I hid in the mattress for us to roof our house.
*Wife:* Yepa ! You mean you have such huge amount in this house and you didn't tell me ?
*Husband:* If I get you today, I will show you who I am. (With this, he ran to the backyard where the smoke was coming from. Seeing the ashes of the burnt mattress, he fainted.
*Lesson 1:* Never hide anything from your wife, she's your better-half.
*Lesson 2:* Never run faster than your husband, he's your head.
*Lesson 3:* Don't rely on arrears or unpaid income to plan your home.
*Please forward to all married men and women on your list*
And to those who planned to *Marry* in future.
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